Urban Edge Matching Set – Long-Sleeve Crewneck Top & Distressed Drawstring Pants (White/Beige/Khaki/Silver/Dark Gray, S-XL)

"The Outfit That Lies So You Don’t Have To"​​ This ​​distressed two-piece set​​ is your ​​sartorial alibi​​—​​the ripped knees scream "I have stories" while you binge Netflix​​. The ​​breathable poly-blend​​ survives sudden dance breaks, and the ​​adjustable drawstring​​ accommodates burrito emergencies. ​​5 Reasons This Set Is Your Closet’s Best Frenemy​​ ✓ ​​Rip & Grip​​ – ​​Artful knee tears = instant "I skateboard (sometimes)" credibility​​. ✓ ​​Drawstring Deception​​ – ​​Adjustable waist = "I meal prep" vs. reality (DoorDash)​​. ✓ ​​Fabric Flex​​ – ​​95% polyester + 5% spandex = moves like you "do yoga" (you don’t)​​. ✓ ​​Monochrome Mirage​​ – ​​Solid colors = 3-day wear without judgment​​. ✓ ​​Silver Lining​​ – ​​Metallic shade = "I own a Moleskine" energy​​. ​​Style Hacks​​ ​​Tuck & Untuck​​ – ​​Half-tucked top = "French girl" meets "I lost a bet"​​. ​​Shoe Switch​​ – ​​Slip-ons = "I’m chill", combat boots = "I’m dangerous" (you’re neither)​​. ​​Layer Glitch​​ – ​​Throw on a blazer (sleeves rolled) for "creative director at a startup" cosplay​​. ​​Warning: May inspire strangers to ask "where’d you get those?" (lie accordingly)​​.